did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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