Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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