so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I don't deserve a penis
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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