remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize