i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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