you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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