I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
