You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
it's not cheating when I paid for it
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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