I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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