windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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