Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
The dick lei will go down in squad history
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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