it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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