i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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