Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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