guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
you would pick up someone in the library
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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