its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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