I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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