But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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