The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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