you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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