Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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