This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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