i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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