well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
dude. I can hear the air.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
