You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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