I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Randomize
