hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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