Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
false alarm. still invincible.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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