The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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