I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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