ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I want to have your abortion
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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