So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
