Whatcha textin bout Willis?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm bleeding and have questions
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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