I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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