the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
