I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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