Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
a search helicopter?!
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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