Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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