Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
He literally asked permission to hit on me
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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