so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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