This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I understand Curling. That high.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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