He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
