I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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