And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
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Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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