no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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