'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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