he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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