TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
