just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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