dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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