So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
