wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Randomize
