You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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