She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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