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im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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