Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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