Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Randomize
